Ssangyong Musso: You thought it was a joke, now it's a song!

This is dedicated to all Ssangyong Musso bashers.

Ssangyong Musso Jingles (Adapted for Jingle Bells)

Go Ssangyong Go Ssangyong,
Go Ssangyong Musso
Oh, no fun it is to ride
When the Ssangyong is so slow

Go Ssangyong Go Ssangyong,
Go Ssangyong Musso
Oh, no fun it is to ride
When the Ssangyong is so slow

Dashing through the snow
In an old Ssangyong Musso
Along the fields we go
Ssangyong needs a tow
Brakes on Ssangyong squeak
Dashboard pieces creak
What fun it is to laugh at it
A whole damn thing piece of shit

Oh Go Ssangyong Go Ssangyong,
Go Ssangyong Musso
Oh, no fun it is to ride
When the Ssangyong is so slow

Oh Go Ssangyong Go Ssangyong,
Go Ssangyong Musso
Oh, no fun it is to ride
When the Ssangyong is so slow

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon enough I cried
When the aircon was not right
The car was just alright
Then smoke came to my sight
The coolant pump had leaked and blew
And sent me so much fright

Oh Go Ssangyong Go Ssangyong,
Go Ssangyong Musso
Oh, no fun it is to ride
When the Ssangyong is so slow

Oh Go Ssangyong Go Ssangyong,
Go Ssangyong Musso
Oh, no fun it is to ride